[Writing Prompt] Fortune Cookies

Write ten original thoughts that will be stuffed inside fortune cookies for perfect strangers to read.

1.   Hallo. I am looking for cousin Larry Appleton.

2.   Truly I say to you that one of them will betray You.

3.   Did you think perhaps I was happier in that cookie?  No. No you didn’t. You only think about yourself.

4a.  When immersed in water, this fortune turns into a sponge.
4b.  Watch, your date is about to put their fortune in water. Just laugh, don’t tell them we know.

5.   This cookie was inspected by #445. Dry clean only.

6.   You are thinking of the number 15. Yeah, I’m that fucking good.

7.   ♫ Never gonna give you up.. never gonna let you down. ♫

8.  My mixtape is straight fire, check it out:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

9.  When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, and earned my living by the labor of my hands only. I lived there two years and two months. At present I am a sojourner in civilized life again.

10.   A/S/L?

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